Originally Answered: What is the best and most quickest way to remove THC from the bodies system?
It is stored in your fat cells. You need to start working out A.S.A.P. You need to burn as many fat cells as you possibly can until you take the test. and YES you should drink a ton of water, because that flushes out the toxins you are burning in your system. If you are chunky, really get to working out. Just start running, doing crunches, squats. Eat very lean and light meals like spinach and salads with dressing that is a vinagrette. Vinegar also cleanses your system and causes you to pee out any unwanted toxins. The combination of burning fat, drinking excess water, and consuming strictly fat free and detoxifying foods will have you pissing clean within just a couple days.
Do NOT use a detox pill or drink!!!
If you are too lazy to do this, your only other option is to get clean pee (fake or real), put it in a container strapped to your midsection, wrap glove warmers (found in hunting section of walmart) around it, and take the temperature until it is anywhere from 95-98 degrees. You must have :a thermometer, glove warmers, clean pee, and a holding device for the urine strapped onto your body. The thermometer is necessary- if the urine is not a natural body temp (which it definitely will NOT be by just being strapped to your body) it will not show up on there thermometer which is set to take temps above 90 degrees, and you will be required to take it again in the same visit without being able to leave the office.