How to clean weed from your system?
Topic: How to clean weed from your system?
January 26, 2020 / By Lenora Question:
I was an idiot and 2 nights ago I took 2 'puffs' of weed. -my first time, cause ive been stressed lately and it was at a party and so i thought why not just chill. The thing is now my school might possibly do a drugs test. I dont know if they will test me but i want to be careful.
Im not the kinda person who is into drugs at all. It was just two puffs but it was still a stupid thing to do and it will be the last time i do any of that stuff. ever.
please tell me how to clean your system of it in the next couple of days?
please dont lecture me on how i've been an idiot for taking it, i already know.
I can get suspended for a week or longer if the test is positive. That's why I'm concerned.
Best Answers: How to clean weed from your system?
Jonquil | 9 days ago
ust fallow my simple steps and you will be just fine im positive.
1. First things first obviously you need to put all of your bongs, pipes, papers you get the point any and all perifanalia has to be out of sight or you will want to use it. so hide it all and forget about it. Just untill you get your test then you can pull it back out and call all your friends bac over.
2. Now you need to go pic up a couple 3 ltr (101.4 oz) bottles of ocean spray cranberry juice. or if you can find a bigger bottle even better. while you are at the store pic up a case of purified water any kind will do just get a big case. The water is just as important as the cranbery juice.
3. Once you get home you are going to immidiatly start drinking the cranbery juice one glass at a time. I would say drink one glass every hour for the first few hours if your drug test is within a few days. If your test is the next day the you MUST drink a glass an hour or as fast as you possibly can untill the next morning. if you get sick of the juice you can exchange it for a water bottle. do that hard for a few days .
4. Always keep a few at home drug tests or test strips, so you can have an idea of how your results will be on the big day! You can order them the cheapest right here off my page at amazon just to the right of this paragraph!
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Originally Answered: does exercising clean your system from weed?
It MIGHT help, but not completely.
How often do you smoke? If you're a frequent smoker, it will be harder to clear the THC from your system. It generally takes around 30 days for an average size person to clean their system naturally.
I suggest you start drinking a TON of water. You can try taking niacin pills, which are supposed to help clean your system.
Your only other option is to purchase a "Total Body Cleanse" drink from your health food or vitamin store. I have personally seen them work, but they are very expensive. It's around $50 for two medium sized bottles. If you can afford it, I suggest you buy it and start drinking it immediately.
The box will tell you to mix it with water, but you don't have to. You should still be drinking a ton of water though. There are "masking agents" sold at smoke shops, but I don't know if they work as well as the body cleansing drink.
Honestly, I don't think you have a very good chance of passing unless you have the money to buy the cleansing drink.
That sucks. Of all the drugs you could have picked, weed has one of the longest half lives: about 30 days to be undetectable in most cases. I don't know how much good it would do you, but I would start by drinking lots of water.
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It stays in your system for weeks. Its just weed, it's not a big deal lmao. Chill out and smoke a joint, I bet the doctor taking the blood test probably smokes weed. Everyone smokes weed. Lol this post made my day seriously you are dumb.
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drink plenty of water, plenty of water, and vinegar or pickle juice, simply drink lots of transparent fluids that is all you'll be able to do, or you'll be able to pass down for your neighborhood head keep or some thing you would name them there, parphenlia retail outlets, anyhow they will have to have a few stuff that Tommy Chong endorses and it's meant to be gaurunteed however I heard he acquired busted whilst he used to be making use of that stuff supposedly as good, simply drink lots of fluids and also you will have to be good enough, no guarantees despite the fact that, oh yeah and plenty of it is usually going to rely at the quantity of frame fats that you've got, if you're a thin dude you will have to be first-class, I have handed a scan earlier than inside lower than every week myself so it may be performed, yeah and lots of cranberry juice as good
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It should be out by now. Just exercise lots and good for you. I am glad to hear that you don't ever want to do it again. I can't help you that much, but just don't worry about it. It's out of your system now.
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Originally Answered: What's the best way to clean out your system?
Actually Robb, time is the only thing that will get the THC out of your system. If you are a sporadic smoker, and have not smoked it frequently, there is a good chance you will pass and here is why.
Marijuana has a half-life in your system. How long it takes to leave your system depends on how much you smoke. But the time maxes out at around 45 days. One smoking session for someone with a clean system takes about 3-4 days to be clean. Smoke 2 days later and then have to wait about a week, and so on. The time it will take roughly doubles every time you smoke until it maxes at about 45 days to be clean. So if you are maxed out and you wait about 2 weeks and then smoke again, you're basically back to 45 days.
Marijuana can be detected in urine for nearly a week after smoking. Blood tests can be more accurate, and it might take a month to be totally clear. Hair tests show every drug ever taken when that hair was growing - this is why you see so many drug addicts with shaved heads or buzz cuts, by the way. Also by the way: taking laxatives and drinking wacky chemicals won't "cheat" a drug test. It will just make you go to the bathroom! These drug tests are designed by experts who anticipate what the drug user might do.
Be very careful of "remedies" for getting around drug tests. They flat out do not work and could do damage to your body.